• Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? – The Guild


    Do you wanna date my avatar
    Do you wanna date my avatar

    Hang with me in my MMO
    So many places we can go
    You’ll never see my actual face
    Our love, our love will be in virtual space

    I’m craving to emote with you
    So many animations I can do
    Be anything you want me to be
    C’mon, c’mon, share a potion with me

    Do you wanna date my avatar
    She’s a star
    And she’s hotter than reality by far
    Wanna date my avatar?

    You can type commands
    I’ve got slots for what I hold in my hands
    Don’t care what’s in your character bank
    How ’bout, how ’bout a little tank and spank

    Grab your mouse and stroke the keys
    Here in cyberspace there’s no disease
    Pick a time, send a tell to me
    Just pay, just pay a small subscription fee

    Do you wanna date my avatar
    She’s a star
    And she’s hotter than reality by far
    Wanna date my avatar

    human
    Looking for group
    My stats so high
    You’ll be out of the loop

    Got an uber leet staff
    That you can equip
    Close your mouth up
    Ladies this is pure nerd

    I’m a fiction based fantasy
    A man so stoic
    I hack and slash
    Who the heck’s more heroic

    Check me out, cloth armor
    Fits me like a glove
    Just twitter a time
    I’m ready for love

    Hang with me in my MMO
    So many places we can go
    I’m better than a real world quest
    You’ll touch my plus five to dexterity vest

    What role to you wanna play
    I’m just a click away night or day
    And if you think I’m not the one
    Log off, log off and we’ll be done

    Do you wanna date my avatar (x2)
    She’s a star
    And she’s hotter than reality by far
    Wanna date my avatar

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