I will start uploading photos of my shoes.

Because most of them are pretty to look at, and a pain to wear. Because I have a lot, and I love shoes, and if I could marry the person who owns Aldo or Charles and Keith I would. And because it makes no sense to have pretty shoes and not show the world. I’m sure you don’t care, but soon… you will harharhar.

(My admiration for Imelda starts and ends there)