Posts Tagged ‘offbeat’

  • 03 Nov

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    ven


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    Best Halloween Costume … Ever?

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    Best Use of Natural Parts, Most Creative Costume without breaking the Bank, Most Intriguing Costume… Lahat na ata ng Award Nakuha Neto.

  • 17 Oct

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    ven


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    Funny Friday Links 101708

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    “I always give 100% at work:
    13% Monday
    22% Tuesday
    26% Wednesday
    35% Thursday
    4% Friday” – from someone i dunno.

    Have a great weekend everyone :)

    Rabbit invasion shuts Mandela museum - But wabbits are so cuuute.

    8 Memos From God’s Desk- the Amish and their fear of cameras FTW! (and just how many can He make if He weren’t busy???)

     

    FTW

     

     

    Guy Steals Credit Card – Goes to ATM 50 times trying to guess PIN - uh, smart. real smart.

    Suit against God tossed over lack of address - hello..padala mo sa pigeon! duh.

    People are fat ‘because they don’t enjoy eating - WHATEVER!!! hindi yan totoo!! I object!!

    must...eat...braaaiiin...

    must...eat...braaaiiin...

  • 16 Oct

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    ven


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    What a resignation letter SHOULD look like *sweet*

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    This came from margie (hehe) and it was too good not to repost! :)
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    To All of You,
    As many of you are aware, I cannot be any happier leaving this company. It is time for me to move on and I want you to know that I have accepted a very coveted position accompanied with better and competitive pay and smile-stretched-from-ear-to-ear benefits—that this company cannot afford to provide. This decision was quite easy and didn’t have the hardest time considering. However, I am confident this new role represents a welcome change in my life and a step up from my current situation.

     

    While I still  have an ounce of personal respect (keeps decreasing every minute) remaining for this firm, and I have made wonderful friendships during my time here, I am no longer comfortable working for a group largely populated by gossips, backstabbers, judgmental character-assassinating antagonists, dubious and bungling leaders, and Napoleonic personalities. In fact, I dare say that I would rather be dressed up like a piñata and get beaten up endlessly than remain with this group any longer.

     

    I can no longer bear the idea of staying here. There have been many issues and frankly speaking, being here in this fascist torture chamber is similar to submitting myself to guillotine. This company has been thriving in irony and classic case of decline: everything I know about this company is based largely on lies, deception, and malady.  I can no longer work with paranoid, manipulative, self-righteous bunch with delusions of grandeur. If it’s a choice between here and death, I’d choose death. I wish you continued success in your goals and may they turn vibrant and productive—which I believe will not happen(HAHAHA).

     

    Since this situation is unlikely to change without the entire management getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation—happily that is.

     

    May the smoke from any bridges I burn today be seen far and wide.
     
    Best,
    (Put name here)
  • 29 Nov

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    ven


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    Habits of Highly Effective Assholes

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    http://www.lostbrain.com/features/travis/assholes.html

    hahaha things you find when surfing the net.